That's So Jeff

Just got this email. I would pay ANY AMOUNT to see this.

It was enough of a problem that they made the sign PERMANENT.

AVANGE ME

No clue why this is in my mailbox every month. But it makes me laugh every single time.

If you’re wondering why I don’t answer my phone anymore, it’s because I’m busy watching this.

(Source: quileute43)

Harry Potter’s uncle is at Sizzler?

paulftompkins:

Thank you, Paul Scheer. It is right and good that this has happened.

paulscheer:

Yup

Lovingly stroking the new machine gun that was in my basket on Easter morning 1984.

My impression of the last half hour of every Bachelor season finale.